You know you’ve gone to the dark side when

• You type texts that are not code - or related to code - in XCode
• watch Fink compile an app for you and find it entrancing
• play a Java game and the only thing you think when it starts slowing down is “memory leak” [as opposed to sucks big-o time-o]
• think Declares into the Carbon framework are fun.

My, my, my…