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12/27 Out of Office alerts and bad spelling

I rarely used out of office email alerts before, since when I received an email it could either wait, or I’d take care of it promptly, regardless of where I was. But with the company I am working for now, it is good to have this function, since it enables me to notify HQ when I am not available to them, or in which country I am, without having to email a hundred people. And since I travel on a weekly basis, it is good. However, the service provider we use is quirky at best, and when I include myself to the list of recipients, I get a copy of the alert — or more than one if I email myself several times. Bleh.

However, this is not the worst. I received today one of those alerts and was surprised by a very bad typo. I may not be native in English, but unless I am very tired, or drunk, and even then, I usually don’t misspell or make obvious grammar mistakes. So I was very surprised to see this:

Hello Earth? Could we get back to Squirrel Mail [blech!] and fix that, like now? So off I went, and look at that: It IS correctly spelled in the original version…

The Sentence underlined in blue reads Changes are not updated automatically. They have to be validated by customer support. Which needs that somebody at our provider reads — and apparently feels quite happy to correct fuck up alerts just because he thinks he’s right! This web interface we have is not UTF-8 by the way, but Latin-1 or whatever, which means that when I type non-latin characters, they get foobared too. Merci la France!

11/30 8.48am, a can of beer and two croissants

What a breakfast of champions! Congratulations, Mr. Yankee sitting next to me in the KAL Business Lounge at IIA, you’ve beaten the two Frenchies drinking Diet Coke™ with their breakfast, two tables over…

10/22 Fired!

Shimubun my ass. Please go back to your code and fix. Thank you.

10/14 Fookin too intelligent by halfers

I type skype.com in my browser, and get redirected to http://skype.com/intl/zh-Hant/ whatever I do… And no “English” link. My OS X is set to English dudes. Location is not enough, you know…

09/20 Chinese Visa in HK

I had to renew today my Chinese visa today — my six-month visa expires today, and I am going tomorrow to Dongguan — so in a rush I went to the Airport where a bunch of travel agencies have booths to help travelers get a visa, book a seat to China, etc. I usually use PCTours, which provide good service for reasonable prices. But you have to go downtown, near Tsim Sha Tsui, to drop the passport, and pick it up the next day, or, if you’re lucky, at the end of the day. They can pick it up and bring it back to you for an extra 200 HK$, which is OK if you’re busy. Last time, I did just that, and they came to my hotel, and brought it back. Total, for a six-month visa, 900 HK$ + 200 HK$ for the pick up.

But today at China Travel Bureau whatever they charge me 1,000 HK$ for a 3-month, 2 entries visa [I didn’t need more, I am using a temporary passport]; the same six-month visa I had costs 1,600 with them!!! Unbelievable. I had no choice, I have to meet a client tomorrow, but dang I will never ever use them again… This is wallet-rape central™. Caveat Emptor.