Me thinks not. Lessee:

• 11: my passport is my only ID. Better have it with me…
• 10: Sure. Changi. Clean, well organized, orderly.
• 9: I even pretend *not* to be French when seating next to a Frenchman. Is that autistic enough?
• 8: Never happened so far…
• 7: Heh, only 6?
  Une bière, s’il vous plaît !
  Een bier, alstublieft!
  ナマビール一本下さい！
  A pint of the brown stuff, guv’
  생맥주 한 잔 주세요.
  Ein Bier, bitte!
  Una birra por favore.
  Una cerveza por favor
• 6: You don’t really want me to prove it, right?
• 5: How about a month’s worth? I’ll try and dig a photo. But nobody said anything about wrinkles, right?
• 4: Takes too much space. See commandment #5…
• 3: A former passport had a DDR, aka East Germany, visa. That’s a generation ago. Does it count?
• 2: don’t laugh, this is going to happen to me for the first time since, oh, last century?, in a fortnight…
• 1: Well, this could be the problem. Leaving terra firma means leaving my wife, my ADSL connection, my wine cellar, which contribute a lot to my well-being and business. On the other hand, I do most of my business after travelling to other parts of the world…

Then again, I only fly SkyTeam companies

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